Saturday, January 1, 2022

Let's See The List...



Come On In!...



...And have some Fun!:





1.  World Record of Most Kids in a Dentist's Chair



2. Creation of the 'Aesthetic/Beauty Quadrilateral' of the Face



3. Classified the 'Winge Smile'



4. Manual Toothbrushing Techniques Invented (7)



5. First to Scientifically Elucidate the 'Winge's Peak'



6. Invention of the 'Bite the Dentist Back' Dance



7. Founder of ‘World Dental History Month'



8. Star on ‘Watts Hall of Fame’ - ‘The Promenade of Prominence’



9. Classified the ‘LoopiSmile’


10. Creator of the fictional 'carious predatorus wingeulus'  bacterial species, the 'Worst Oral 

Bacterial Species Known to Man' that causes the dreaded 'Predator Supercavities' 


11. The Grinni Awards


12. The Winge Orality Quotient Smile Assessment Protocol


13. Method To Fall Asleep Fast!


14. Stop Snoring in Seconds


15. The New NeuroVascular Diet

    16.  Love ToothBrush Inventor


    17. Doctor Winge's...'Most Dangerous'... Celebrity Smiles For 2022 Are..


    18. Creator of ‘Hollywood Smiles Report’ Dental Adventure Blog




    The Prequel


    It all started out when I was a student at Washington High School in Los Angeles, and my Parents (Cleveland A. Winge, Sr., A.I.A. and Ablyne Winge, Community Health Advocate) signed me up for Dental Braces Treatment at USC Dental School. 


    As a Patient, I made many visits to USC. This provided opportunities to walk through and behold that 'Intellectual Universe,' including its many signature buildings, the Track, and, of course, the Tommy Trojan Statue.


    After years of seeing how 'easy' orthodontic dental students had it with the Clinical Instructors, I thought, "Hmm, maybe I could do something like this, and be called "Doctor," too!"


    So, after graduating high school on a Friday, I had to start college that next Monday at the California Western Campus of the United States International University on Point Loma in San Diego. I wasn't aware when I signed up to go there, that it was



    right on the Beach!... 


    ...With Beautiful



    nightly Sunsets!




    And the two years that I spent there were



    'Super Gorgeous!'


    Now the Campus has a



    New Name!


    During the September start of my second year at the college, I applied to enter into the Fall Class at USC Dental School, after figuring out how to take the needed Pre-Dental required courses to qualify.



    On Saturday Morning, February 10, 1973, I received a letter 



    from USC Dental School informing me that I 



    was accepted after two years of College!


    And I 


    finished on time and passed the Boards!





    Winge, as a student, appeared in his First USC Dental


    School Bulletin!







    And He Snagged the

    'Front Page '


    in His Second Dental School Bulletin Appearance!





    1.  World Record of 'Most Kids in a Dentist's Chair'





    One of my first opportunities to extend Dentistry into new 'Public Forefronts,'

    was to conceive and set the First World Record of

    ‘Most Kids In A Dental Chair' (9)

    during the Grand Opening



    of the

    sprawling New Watts Health Center Complex



    in Watts, California 


    in 1979.





    And here, at the same Celebration,

    I'm caught 'Fooling Around' like my hand is the Victim


    of a 'Big Chomp!'





    I later bested that Record

    of 'Most Kids in a Dental Chair'

    as a Guest Dentist on the Children’s Show

    "Romper Room"

    in 1982 with


    11 Children!







    2. Creation of the 'Aesthetic/Beauty Quadrilateral' of the Face




    "A Biometric Interpretation System

    came to fruition,

    which can be used by 

    Security Agencies,

    and Dentistry, and Facial Fashion

    Entities,

    called the 


    'Aesthetic/Beauty Quadrilateral of the Face!'




    Honing in on the

    Basic Anatomical Features

    of the Face, that contribute to

    Facial Recognition and Social Attractiveness,

    Winge simplified that

    'Most Important Real Estate of the Face'

    and called it

    The Winge Aesthetic/Beauty

    Quadrilateral-Anatomical area


    of the

    Countenance.










    3. Classified the 'Winge Smile'





    Psychologically-verified,


    the 'Duchenne' Smile is the Anatomical Hallmark 


    of a 

    'Genuinely Happy' grin...


    ...especially with the Crow's Feet...



    ...and add to all of that,

    some extra muscle contractions between the


    eyes and on the nose

    plus the



    'Closed Eyes,'



    and

    you have 


    the Winge/Epitome/InfiniSmile Smile,




    also known as



    'The Happiest Smile Known To Science!'...















    4. Manual Toothbrushing Techniques Inventor  (7)







    "The First of the

    teeth cleaning styles,

    I designed in 1999

    is









    "In the Year 2000,

    ,
    the Winge Swing was born!"






    "Next, in 2008,

    the Winge Slide thankfully 

    surfaced as another 


    cleansing alternative!






     August, 2018, saw the revealing of


    the Pendulum Teethbrushing Protocol!"







    Next, developed in April of

    2020,

    the 'Crank' is

    the 



    'Most Violent Toothbrushing Method known to Man!'









    The '90' Method,

    where the handle is held up or down,

     came to me in June of



    2020. These last two methods

    were constructed as a 

    'Visceral and Emotional Response'

    to the start of the World's COVID Crisis!...





    The Winge 'Chaos' Double-Brush Toothbrushing Technique



    is revealed to the World on the first day of the New Year 2022!






    Come to think of it...

    ...it's sort of scary

    and sobering, 


    that,

    at this time,

    I am the only person alive

    that has

    invented a Toothbrushing Technique!



    So, my seven brushing options are added


    to the other six known toothbrushing methods, 


    The Bass (1953), Charters (1948), Smith-Bell (1948), Leonard (1939), Fones (1934), and Stillman (1932).






    Summary Table





    TOOTHBRUSHING METHODS SUMMARIZED (Adopted from Primary Preventive 

                                                                                             5th Edition, Harris and Christen, et.al)


    Technique         Bristle Positioning         Brushing Motion         Effects Claimed


    Winge Chaos      User determined              User determined        Supragingival cleansing,

    Double-Brush                                                                                 gingival stimulation

      (2022)


    Winge 90         Toothbrush handle held      User determined       Supragingival cleansing,

      (2020)                vertically                                                             gingival stimulation


    Winge Crank       90° to tooth                     Arching up               Supragingival cleansing,

      (2020)                                                        and down                    gingival stimulation                    


    Winge Pendulum   90° to tooth          Glide brush from one        Supragingival cleansing,

       (2018)                                              end of arch to other end       gingival stimulation


    Winge Slide       Almost parallel          Slide along tooth from    Supragingival cleansing,

      (2008)              to tooth surface          gum area to incisal           gingival stimulation


    Winge Swing        90° to tooth            Swing from buccal            Supragingival cleansing,

       (2000)                                                to lingual and back            gingival stimulation


    Winge Bounce    90° to tooth              Bouncing, tapping            Supragingival cleansing,

        (1999)                                                on teeth and gums            gingival stimulation


    Bass                    45° to apex in           Vibratory horizontal         Subgingival cleansing,

     (1953)                  the sulcus                   jiggle                               gingival stimulation


    Charters                90° to tooth             Circular vibratory            Interproximal cleansing,

     (1948)                                                       motion                           gingival stimulation


    Smith-Bell           At occlusal                Sweep gingival               Supragingival cleansing,

      (1948)                  surface                                                                gingival stimulation


    Leonard               90° to tooth                Vertical strokes                Supragingival cleansing,

     (1939)                                                                                               gingival stimulation


    Fones                    90° to tooth              Large circles over            Supragingival cleansing,

     (1934)                                                      teeth and gums                gingival stimulation


    Stillman                 45° to apex              Vibratory pulsing             Gingival stimulation

       (1932) 



                         


    Winge 'Chaos' Double-brush: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: The Winge Chaos Double-brush Teethbrushing Strategy, YouTube, January 1, 2022.

                                                                  

    Winge 90°: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: The Winge 90, YouTube, July 19, 2020.


    Winge Crank: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: The Winge Crank, YouTube, May 27, 2020.


    Winge Pendulum: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: Winge Pendulum, YouTube, Oct. 17, 2018.    


    Winge Slide: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: Watts Dentist Takes A Bite Out Of Plaque. Our Weekly Newspaper. August 21, 2008


    Winge Swing: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: Watts Dentist Invents New Toothbrushing Technique. L.A. Watts Times. Nov. 30, 2000.  


    Winge Bounce: Winge, D.D.S., Ralph C.: The New Winge Method of Brushing, Is it Effective? Angel City Dental News. March1999       


    Bass Procedure: Bass,MD, Charles C.:Prevention of Caries and Periodontoclasia. Journal of Louisiana State Med Soc. March1954      


    Charters Process: Charters, D.D.S.,W. J.:Home Care of the Mouth. Proper Care of the Mouth. Journal of Peridontogy. vol 9 no.10


    Smith-Bell Maneuver: Bell, D.D.S, Dickson G.: Teaching Home Care to the Patient. Journal of Periodontology. 1948 vol 9 no. 4


    Leonard Technique: Leonard, D.D.S., Harold: Conservative Treatment of Periodontalclasia ADA Journal August 1939 vol26 no 8

       

    Fones Routine: Fones, D.D.S., A. C.:Home care of the Mouth. Mouth Hygiene 4th Edition. 1934 Lea and Filbiger Philadelphia, Pa.

      Stillman Method: Stillman, D.D.S., FACD, FAAP, Paul: A Philosophy of the Treatment of Perio Dental Digest Sept 1932 vol 38 no 9.












      5. First to Scientifically Elucidate the 'Winge's Peak'





      After exhaustively searching textbook and Internet Human Anatomy sources,


      I found no mention of this upper lip midline landmark pointed out, so I took to 


      YouTube to scientifically elucidate and describe this feature. 




      And I ask the question,


      "Is The Winge's Peak, A Rare And Beautifying Midline Feature On The Upper Lip, With It's 


      'Potentially-Hypnotic' Visual Effect During Speaking, A Genetic And Phenotypic Holdover 


      From A 'Special Ancestral' Human Species?"




      To see many scores of Hollywood and World Celebrities who have a Winge's Peak,


      refer to this Post:


       Oral Anatomical Winge's Peaks of the Rich...The Famous...And The Very Powerful!


      ...which includes

      Noella Coursaris Musunka

      Michael Jordan

      (the Richest Athlete Ever!)


      and 

      Marilyn Monroe 


      (Hollywood's Most Legendary Femme Fatale!)





      An edited version of the original elucidation reads, "Anatomically, it is a naturally-occurring, 


      variably-manifested, vertically-oriented, differentiated soft tissue, epithelial-emanating fold or 


      ridge or line, which coincides with the midline of the face and the interincisal line, and runs 


      down the middle of the middle tubercle surface of the rostral upper lip, which may extend 


      inferiorly from the middle of the Vermillion Border's Cupid's Bow, down to the lower edge of 


      the lip, with or without significant elevation above the surrounding labial tissues."







      The Elucidation video:



      Some very Prominent and Influential People in this World possess this Unique

      Anatomical Gift! Does this Oral epithelial anomaly impart anything Magical and 

      Mysterious to those who behold them? 










      6. Invention of the 'Bite the Dentist Back' Dance






      "The 'Bite the Dentist Back Dance'

      came to me all of a sudden

      in 2010 and 


      there's nothing else like it!"












      7. Founder of ‘World Dental History Month’ 





      Coming April 2022, The World of Dental History Defines Its Legacy and Forges Its Futures!...


      and


      World Dental History Month is

      Celebrating its 


      Second Anniversary!














      8. Star on ‘Watts Hall of Fame’ - 



      On the east side of Ted Watkins Park in Watts


      is a row of Community Honorees,


      which was recently given 'Cultural Monument Status'


      and I occupy the first one,



      by the handicap parking.


      The 'Walk' is


      known as


      ‘The Promenade of Prominence!’











      9. Classified the ‘LoopiSmile’





      Hey,

      Let's hear it for

      the

      'Looped-up Lips!'



      Want to have a little fun

      with the lips?


      Try the


      crazy



      ...Oh... 


      ...Boy!...


      ...Here's one...


      ...that moves!













      10. Creator of the fictional 'carious predatorus wingeulus'  



      bacterial species, which has been tentatively confirmed as the 'Worst Oral Bacterial Species    

      Known to Man' and which is the principal causative factor of the dreaded 














      11.  Creator and Presenter of the 'Grinni' Awards (Smile Awards)



      The Grinni Awards were created to help promote the importance of good health and oral 

      hygiene to the public by honoring a positive, dynamic, influential, and readily identifiable 

      person who helps to make the World a better and brighter place to live and has an anatomically

       and orthodontically great smile. 





      "One of the 'Most Fun Things In Dentistry'

      to do, for me,

      is to present the

      'Grinni Awards' to Celebrities!

      So far, 25 People

      have accepted it,

      including

      Actor

      Taraji P.


      Henson, and

      the First One,

      Muhammed 


      Ali!"













      12. Winge Orality Quotient Smile Assessing Protocol




      Feeling the need to

      Comprehensively Classify

      and Evaluate the

      many Clinical Variations

      seen in and about the Oral Cavity,

      he developed



      an Orality Quotient System to

      rate the Subjective and Objective

      Oral Features seen in a Patient,

      resulting in a

      'Clinical Impact Score.'










      13. Method To Fall Asleep Fast!



      1. Relax and establish a slow and rhythmic breathing rate, promoting CO2/O2 equilibrium, initiating inhales with the diaphragm, instead of mouth or throat prompting, with a slightly open and slack mouth. 
      2. Positioned on your side, the head is supported by a pillow to make the head and neck axis parallel to the mattress surface, yet mainly contact the bones on the side of head, and not the soft ear, or the side of the eye.
      3. Progressively relax all muscles with each exhalation, making the whole body go deeply limp. Progressively scan for muscle tightness in the face, neck, shoulders, arms, and legs. The upper arm should simply drape over the side of the body, while the lower arm extends in front of the body.
      4. Clear the mind of ‘Cluttering Thoughts.’ Think, “I’ll rest now and resolve any issues tomorrow.”
      5. Total Quiet. No chirping or beeping cell phones or electronics radiation in the room.
      6. If you let your stomach and intestines rest at night by not eating or drinking anything after 6:30 pm, you may just sleep like a log!


      You won’t know the moment when you cross the Sleep Threshold, because 'The Bottom Falls Out, however, if you follow these suggestions, you very well might find yourself waking up afterward!










      14. Stop Snoring In Seconds 


      Stop Snoring In Seconds With The 'Tongue Lift Anti-Snoring Technique

      aka the TLAS Method.








      15. The New Neurovascular Diet 



      While in motion or even a slow jog,

      enjoy your favorite


      snackable fruits and vegetables!













      16.  Love ToothBrush Inventor





      Winge wanted to make a toothbrush that



      has a muscular side for the teeth 



      and a surgically-precise side for the gums



      and it has to have attractive line angles



      So, he prototyped, 

      with the help of 

      'Super Designer' 

      Brad Sorenson,

      and patented



      the


      Love 


      Toothbrush®...



      ...Yes!...And

      after some Assiduous Research,

      He found that he is 

      the First African-American

      in the United States,


      and USC Trojan,

      to

      Invent, Patent, and Market

      a 'Smile-Saving Manual Toothbrush,'


      first as the


      'Breezy Ice

      Edition'



      then,

      as the

      'Pacific Blue


      Series 1 Manifestation!'






      He was finally awarded a patent November 7, 1995...


      after many months going over design specifics, legal nit-picking, and construction refinement, Winge... 


      calls this a 'milestone effort' to ramp up and penetrate the highly-competitive toothbrush market, and he intends to organically grow an enlightened, loyal, and repeat consumer base, and he sees this pursuit as a valuable lesson on sophisticating oneself to think about a new product and to work to end up with it becoming a 3D Reality!
















      17. Doctor Winge's...'Most Dangerous'... Celebrity Smiles For 2022 Are...


      For the past three years, the Most Powerful and Talented and Lovely Women of the World

      are recognized for their achievements and impacts in advancing Society, in the Arts, 

      Entertainment, Government, Cinema, Sci/Tech, and even in Outer Space,

      and they are leaving Lasting and Unprecedented  Imprints,

      and...they are 'Dangerously Beautiful!'




      Some of the Outstanding Personalities of note are:


      Naomi Campbell





      Beyonce





      Selena Gomez





      Taylor Swift





      Rhianna


      and others...




      18. Creator of ‘Hollywood Smiles Report’ Dental Adventure Blog



      Dr. Winge does more than just explain dental procedures in layman’s terms, he tackles issues that Patients and Dentists alike face, such as Posts about:


      People with Attractive Smiles-


      "Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist, Man!…Now...Girls Are Calling Me...Left and Right!"... 

      ...Part 7...



      "I Love My New Smile!...And My...New Bikini!... Now...Guys Are Following Me... v

      ...All Over The Beach!"...Part 9...






      First Dentist On The Moon-


      "Hi!...I'm Ralph Winge, D.D.S....The First Practicing Dentist On The Moon!...And, Boy!...  



      ...Do I Have Some Stories For You!...Part 3..."





      Pay Dentist With Bitcoin-


      "A Dentist Is Now...Accepting Payments...With Bitcoin...Stocks...Artwork...Real Estate...And... Especially... 



      ...This...One Thing!*..."




      Dental Lips-


      "Wow!...50 Shades...Of Lips!"...Part 4... 



      ...(That's So Crazy!...Part 1.)...




      Halloween-     

       

      "I Just Bought A...196-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am... 


       


      ...Going To Do!"...Part 7..."






      "Vampires...'Make An Entrance'...Into...USC Dental School...On Halloween Eve ...To... 



      ...Have Their Fangs...Fixed!..." 






      "Dracula... 



      ... Or 



      Draculea…Who Has The Better Bite?... Part 2..."








      The Addams Family...Always Puts ...A...Good Laugh... 



      ...In My...Smile!...





       "The Need...And...The Practice...And The Pre-Profession...Of Dentistry...Have Been Around Since...Probably Before...Homo Habilis!...So...You Know That...We Have The Groove!...And We Have...

      ...The Spirit!"...



      Dr. Denturoff...Needs More Patients!...Right... Now!...So...He Throws A...Halloween Party!... Oops!...Wrong Move!...


       "This Party Is Unbelievable!...Let's...

      ...'Tear The Roof...Off The Sucka!"...






      “I Gotta Run Faster!...And...I Shoulda…Stayed Inside the Party...In The Castle!...But I...Made a Bet that...I wouldn’t get...Lost!...OMGosh!....


      There’s...another Sound!”...





      "Necks and Neck Bones Time!...And I'm still Full from Last Night!...You're Next!...But First!...



      I'm Using My Love Toothbrush®"







      "We're...Rising Up!...Now!...Yes!...Those Humans...Have...Kept Us Down....For...Too Long!...And Our...Victory!...



      ...Shall...Be...

      ...Certain!...

      ...and......Sweet!"...







      Museums





      "Oh No!...That Skeleton!...With The Dentures!...The One That's...Looking At Me!...I Swear!...It Moved!...I'm A History Buff And All...But...


      ...You Saw It Move Too...Right?...

      ...Hey...

      ...How Old Did You Say...


      This...Museum Is?"...






      Christmas-



      The Dentist...Who Saves Christmas!…Part 6…(OMGosh!...These Destroying Godzillas...All Around The World... 

      ...Need To Be Stopped!)








      The Dentist Who Saves…Christmas!... Part 4......(The UFOs...



      ...Are Coming!)...










       "Hey!...Over Here!...I'm The Real...And...The Best Santa!...Not those Also-Rans!...I'll Even...

      ...Prove It To You!"...





      The Dentist Who Saves…Christmas!... Part 3... 





      The Dentist Who Saves…Christmas!... Part 2.... 

      ...(There's Trouble In Toyville Edition!)



      The Dentist Who Saved…Christmas!... Part 1... 





      Dentexa The Dental Robot-


      "Meet 'Dentexa!'...The First...Personal...Digital...  



      ...Dental Assistant! ...Part 3..."




      USC-


      OMG!...A USC Dental Student Accidentally Finds An Old And Secret Room...Under The School's Basement!...And...!...Part 1...


      "Come and enter...MyPeople...into the CyberCosmos with me!...on this...



      Brand New Day of Love!




      A 'Nerdy' USC Dental Student…Asks A…Pretty Classmate…To…Be His...'Valentine!' ...And…Whoa!...Now She's...!…



      "That's Right!...I'ma Ask...Ananda Rehana Negly...The 'Finest Girl In The Class!'...To Be My 'Valentine!' ...After All...I Have The...Best Grades...In The Freshman Class!... And... Just Look At Me!...I'm...



      ...A Handsome And Happy Guy!...Right?"






      "Oh No!...USC Dental Student...Abducted By... Aliens!...You Should...See It!"...


      "Hey!...CJ...What You Doin'...In That...Fancy Helicopter?...We Gotta...Walk Home From...Our Favorite Bar!...CJ!...

      ...Come Down From There!"...









       "Are You...The Perfect Match...For Me?...It Feels...So Good And So Right...For Now...But Who Cares About The Future...When The Present is...


      ...Right In Front Of Us!"...





      USC Dental Student Mistakenly...Falls Asleep...In School Dental Chair!...And...The Dental School Closes...For The Night!...Halloween Night!... Oh No!...



      "I Love It...That...You...Are In...My Realm Now!...And... We Have... So Many 'Fun Things'...To Do!...


      ...'Fun For Me'...That Is!...






      Cold Cruel World-


      This World Is So Cold And Cruel...That... Sometimes...Your Smile...Has To Be...'Slick...And ...Tricky'...Just To Survive!...


      "Warning!...All Y'all Knuckleheads Out There...Who Wanna...Mess With Me...And My Stuff!...This Knucklehead...Has...Something...


      ...'Slick And Tricky'...Fo' Ya!"...



      ...Pow!...

      ...How Ya Like Me Now!...





      Dumping Boyfriend-



      I'm Gonna Dump My Boyfriend!...Because...All He Wants To Do Is   _  _  _  _  ! (Yes!...That!)...



      "Darling!...My Spell is ready for You!...Read this Blog...and you'll be All Mine!...Until...


      I'm through with You!....

      ...And You with Me!...








      Zombies-


      "Great!...Now I Know Why People Love...Zombies...So Much!... It's...Their ...Teeth!"...



      "What!...You Want Me...To...Kiss You...Again?...With My Teeth?...


      ...I'll Bite To That!"





      Hey Zombies!...Word Up!..Here Are Tips and Tricks To Keep Your Smile...And Persona... 


      ...Good And...Ugly!



       “Some Zombies Come Back…For Their…Dental Recall Appointments…And…Whoa!...All...  _  _  _  _  Breaks Loose!”...



      …”Loose Teeth!…Pus!…Bleeding Gums!...Give It To Me!...Doc!...So That I Can…Win…Like Last Year!...As The…  


      …’UnLife Of The Party!”…







      Dentist With A Sweet Tooth-


      "Our Dentist...Has A...Sweet Tooth!...And...That's Why...We.., 



      ,,,Absolutely...Love Him!...Part 2..."





      Cyber Punk Dentist-


      "Cyberpunk Dentist...Ralph Winge, D.D.S....Looks Into... 



      ...Dentistry's...Crystal Ball!..."







      Second Life Dentist-



















      Espionage-


      "Beautiful Spy...Tricks Dentist...To Help Get The ...'God Algorithms'...From...Google, Apple, Tesla, Amazon, And Facebook!...   



      ...Part 5...(Post # 450)..."






      New Bentley-


      "Please!... Help Your Dentist...Get A New... Bentley!...Part 2"...


      "I'm in a Rush to get to the Dental Office!...Safely!...So that I can see My Patients!...



      ...In the Style that I and They Deserve!...





      The Dentist And The Mermaid-


      Fishing Dentist Sees A Mermaid, And it Was Love At First Sight... .

      ..Until...! Part 1.





      Independence Day- 


      "This Independence Day...We Celebrate And Chronicle...The Rumored African-American ...Dentist...Who Was A Sharp-Shooting Body Guard Team Member...Protecting...General George Washington...During The...



      ...Revolutionary War!"






      "Dear Lord!...Please Help Us...To Win...This War!...We Are Not Perfect....But...We Are Trying...



      ...To Do The...Right Thing!"...



      This Fourth Of July...We...'Give Proper Props'...To The 'Fabled'...Dentist/Gourmet Cook Who Brought...Good Food...To General George Washington...And His Men...During...The Revolutionary War!...


      "Here You Go, President George Washington!...Your Favorite!...And...Since The Time That...You Won... The Battle of Yorktown...I Added A Secret Sauce...


      ...That I Know You'll Love!...





      This 4th Of July...We Honor...The Fabled Dentist...Who Helped "Start A Ruckus" At The...


      ...Boston Tea Party!...



      This 4th Of July, We 

      Recognize And Honor The Horse Trainer That Supplied 

      The Horse Named "Boo Boo" 

      That Helped Samuel Prescott Finally Get To Concord To Warn The People, "The British Are Coming, The British Are Coming!," 

      After Dentist/Metallurgist Paul Revere And William Dawes Were Captured!



      This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington To Look Great While... 

      ...Winning The War!






      Gangsters Demanding Treatment-






      “Hey, Boss!...We Gotta Get You To…A…‘Dentist Man’…Real Quick!...The ‘Big Bosses’ are meeting at the ‘Café’ and…You…


      …Gotta Look Top!"








      Cursing with the Mouth



      "Stop Cursing!...And...Go Wash Your Mouth Out ...With Soap!...Right Now!"...Part 2...


       "To All Of...You...Criticizers!...I'm Trying To...Make Life Better...For My Family...And For Me!...And If 

      You...Don't Like It...You Can...


      "____  __  ___!"...





      Hey!...MWA!..."Moufs 

      With Attitude!"...








      Collecting Dental Taxes-


      "A Dentist...Is Trying To...Collect Taxes...For Every Time... 



      ...We Smile!..."





      HSR’s First Day in Dental School-


      HSR's Crazy First Day In 


      Dental School, Part 1.






      Terrible Patients-


      ...A Dentist...Likes To See...These Types Of Patients...Get Up Out Of The Chair... 

      ...And...  

      ...Leave 

      Quickly!...



      The Future—


      This Is What The Profession Of Dentistry May Look Like...100 Years...And...10,000 Years...From Now!...



      "From The Dawn Of Man!...To 2019...To 2119 ...And To 12,019 AD...There Have Been...And There Will Always Be...Teeth!...And...Wars!...And Even Now...And In The Future... Robots will Help...'Annihilate The Enemy!' ...So...I Ask You!...



      Are Humanity's Days...Numbered?...








      Dental Hygiene Wars-


      The Dental Hygiene Wars!...They Are For Real!... And...They...'Ain't Pretty!'...


      "Dentists...Hygienists!...We Bacteria have Mutilated the Mouths Of You Man...Since... You First Evolved!...Ha Ha Ha!...Now...With Our New DNA Mutations...We're Gene-Editing...A 'New Generation' Of...



      'Bigger Bio-Boots For Your Neck!"





      Poetry About The Lovers- 


      "Poetry...About...The Beautiful Smiles... 



      ...Of Lovers!... Part 13..."




      Tooth Fairies- 


      "Meanwhile...Back In...Tooth Fairyland...Let's See ...What All The...Fuss...   



      ...is About!"...




      “Lost A Baby Tooth Lately?...I Keep Track Of…Billions of Them!...And I Check Them…And Bring New Ones In…Frequently!...


      And…Please Excuse Me While I Also…

      ...Drop Off Some…Goodies…Under The Pillows!...




      ...I'm A Tooth Fairy!...And These Are My Tales!...Part 1....



      "Yes!...I'm faster than the...


      ...Speed of Sound!"




      Coronavirus-


      "Today...I'm Providing...Free Dentistry...To... Anyone!... Virus-Positive...Or Not!...Who Walks In The Door!...But Now That...The Word's Out...You Should See What's Happening!"... 


      "Hey, Girl!...Out Of My Way!...I'm Getting Me A Free...Root Canal!...Now!...How About You?"..."Yo!...I'm Just Trying To...Get One Of Those...



      ...First Thirty Seats...For Today!"...



      "That's It!...I'm Outta Here!"...Says This Dentist... "I'm Self-Isolating...And Quarantining...With My...Motorcycle...And My...Tent...And The...Wide Open Road!"...Part 2...


      "The Ultimate Social Distancing...On The Run!...And...I'm Lovin' It!...Route 66...   


      ...Here...I Come!"...






      “Oh No!...This Virus Is…More Worse…Than Evil!...It Has ‘Horns’…All Over…That Probably…Have…Needles In Them…That…


      ...‘Poke And Stick’…Our Cells!











      "Yikes!...First...A Global Lock Down!...Then...Global War...Between The ...Superpowers!...Fighting Over...What's Left!...And Now...It's Door-To-Door...And...Hand-To-Hand...Combat!...I Beg You!...


      ...Lord Help Us All!"...










      "Aww  _ _ _ _ !...I'm Tired of Running!...And...That CoCo's...Getting Stronger!...Just Like...My...



      ...Past Due Bills!"...





      Cave Man Dentistry-











      Old Toothbrush-












      Transgender Dentist Neighbor- 


      "Uh Oh!...A Transgender Dentist Opens An Office Next Door To Me!...Then... 



      ...This Happens...! Part 2..."






      Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'... 'LGBT' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'...'They'...'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above ... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At...Their Smiles?'''


      “Ha Ha!...In This World…There’s…Room For Everybody!...You Can Be You…And I Can… Be Me!...Ain’t That The Way…


      ...It’s Supposed To Be?...”





      A Gay Dentist, A Straight Dentist, And A "Nonbinary" Dentist Are 


      Sitting At A Bar...And...! Part 1.




      Patient Glues Mouth Shut-



      "Dental Patient Gets...Gorilla Glue...On Her Teeth!...And Now...They Are... .



      ..Stuck Together!..."




      Carious Predatorus Wingeulus- Predator Supercavities!-


      Please!...Don't...Let Your Mouth...Catch...Carious Predatorus Wingeulus!...Discovered*...By...Dr. Ralph Winge...It's The...Worst...Oral Bacteria!...


      "Please!...Somebody Help!...It Burns So Much!...And...I Can't Take It Anymore!...I Hate This...

      wingeulus Scourge!"...


      The Worst Oral Bacteria!....Carious Predatorus Wingeulus!...See How It...Causes...The Dreaded ...'Predator Supercavities!'...



      "Ha Ha Ha!...No One...Is Safe...From Me!...Once I'm In...Your Mouth...I Never Leave!...What's The Matter?...You're Not Going To...




      ...Welcome Me With...Open Arms?"...




      A Black Dentist, A White Dentist, And A Mexican Dentist-


      A Black Dentist, A White Dentist, And A Mexican Dentist Were Sitting At A Bar…

      And …! Part 1.




      Powerful Baby Teeth-


      "The Last...Secret...Baby Tooth!...Part 13..."


      "Give me the tooth and


      no one gets hurt!"







      Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences-


      The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences! ...The...World's...'Most Unique'...Virtual/Cyber Dental School!'...Part 1...



      "Hey, Hey!...I Just Got...Accepted!... At...The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences!...I'm Already A...First Year Dental Student...At The University Here!...But...At The Winge Institute...There's...So Much...


      ...'Discovering Fun'...To Be Had!"...




      The Legend Of Big Tooth- 


      "Here We Go!...Again!...There's Been Another... 'Big Tooth'...Sighting!...And...This Time...People Almost... 



      ...Get Hurt!...Part 4..."






      Boyfriend Just Gets Braces Off-


      "My Boyfriend...Just Got His Braces Off…And Now... Lots of Gorgeous Women Are...Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...   



      ...Part 8...(Post # 444)"




      Socked in Mouth


      "Hey, Man!...Why'd You...Get Socked... 

      ...In The Mouth?"...Part 2...


      “You Only Get…One Mouth!...So...Treat It With Care!…And...Don’t Be…So...   



      ...Adversarial!”...





      Walking In The Park-


      In My Dreams...I Am...Just Smiling And Walking...In The Park One Day...And...You Won't Believe What I See!...Part 7.


      "So Far...So Good...In This Dream!...And...At The End Of It...I...           


      ...I Hope... I'm...Still Happy!"..




      Dental Fake News-


       “Want Some Real…’Dental Fake News?’…Well…Come On In!”…



      "We Can...Put A Head On Your Body...And...A Smile....On Your Face!...That's...Not Even Yours!...And We Can Do So Much More!...Tonight!...On The 9 O'Clock News!...



      ...Wanna See!"...




      Dentistryland-



      “DentistryLand!”…Yes!...Come And See…This Latest…And...Outrageous…Theme Park!...Part 1...


      I'm Glad That...You can come with Me...To DentistryLand!...You're...getting Everything First Class!...And.. if You ever get Frightened, I'll...



      ...take Your Arms Around Me!"...



      Robotic Dentist 


      Robot Dentist “Goes Haywire,” Takes Out Too Many Teeth!...Dental Assistant Hurt Cutting Robot’s Power Cord!

      An anticipated “world smile changing” collaboration among the international tech giants Zoogle, Microhard, and Bahoo, took a wrong turn yesterday when a robot dentist, called "Dentinobot,"



      programmed to perform a simple dental procedure, instead, removed all of the upper front teeth of a live patient.




      "Dang!...This Dentist/Robot...Treated Me!...And You Should See How It...______ed My Mouth Up!...._____!"...


      "Where's That Robot?...I Have To Implant This Chip...To Make It...Act Like...A Dentist!...And ...One By One...We're Taking Over  The...


      Dental Establishment!...And ...That Ol'...Dental Hygienist's Group!"...






      Biggest And Baddest-


      The Biggest And Baddest Dentist in History?... Who?...Doctor Ralph Winge, D.D.S.?...Really? ...Okay!...Show Me Why!..



      Hey!...We All Put On Our Best Faces!...So Come Here!...And Let Me See You!...Hey!... You Wouldn't Mind Showing Me...



      What's Under Your Mask, Huh?"...






      The Souls Of Smiles-


      Do Smiles Have...Souls?...Let's...Examine The Evidence!...


      "La la la la la, Sway!...La la la la la, Sway!...

      ...Hey!...Hi!...

      ...Did You Know That...Souls are Present...Before...During...And After...'Life!'...And...We'll Prove To You That...Souls Have Smiles...And...


      Smiles Have Souls!"...





      Won the Lottery!-


      This Dentist Just Won The Lottery!...And...Guess What He's Doing...With His Winnings!...



      ""Mine All Mine!...Yeah...Yeah...Yeah!...Ha...Ha...Ha!...I'ma Share What I Can!...


      ...In A Little While!...









      The Dentist To Billionaires- 


      Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s...



      ... Best Billionaire Smile! Part 7...




      International Dental Diplomacy-


      The President Of A Country…Is About To Address…The U.N….In A Couple Of Hours!...But…He Accidentally…Oh No!...Breaks His Front Teeth Off Of His Denture!...So…What's Gonna Happen Now!...



      "OMGosh!...And This Is The...Most Important Speech...Of His Presidency!...And...His
      Life!...And...



      ...I'm...Just...Horrified!"...




      Dentist Sees God!



      “Wait!...You’re Saying That…Right After...This ...Dentist...Sees...God!... He Proceeds To...Really ...Do This?”…Part 2...(400th Post!)



      “My Surrounding...And...All-Powerful...Lord!...You Are...All Things!...And...

      ...All Things Are You!"...













      "Uh Uh!...Believe You Me...

      'Ain't No Dentist'...


      ...Like

      Doctor


      Winge!"











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